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Dr. Swerve: bahahahahaha gross
me: you are welcome.
I assume you will send that out on the company email to everyone
Dr. Swerve: hahaha sure CDC+all
Dr. Swerve: have you had a fever?
me: slightly. hard
to tell though cause its warm and hot here. you know? Why?
Dr. Swerve: typhoid.
can cause stomach pains, and a rose-colored rash. What are the signs and
symptoms of typhoid fever?
Persons with typhoid fever usually have a sustained fever as high as 103° to 104° F (39° to 40° C). They may also feel weak, or have stomach pains, headache, or loss of appetite. In some cases, patients have a rash of flat, rose-colored spots. The only way to know for sure if an illness is typhoid fever is to have samples of stool or blood tested for the presence of Salmonella Typhi.
Persons with typhoid fever usually have a sustained fever as high as 103° to 104° F (39° to 40° C). They may also feel weak, or have stomach pains, headache, or loss of appetite. In some cases, patients have a rash of flat, rose-colored spots. The only way to know for sure if an illness is typhoid fever is to have samples of stool or blood tested for the presence of Salmonella Typhi.
me: definitely
not a fever that high. didnt i get a typhoid shot?
Dr. Swerve: did
you?
me: can
you?
Dr. Swerve: yes.
it is good for two years
me: hmm.
uh oh. Haha. i have had a headache. but thought it was weather. no way I have a
103 temp though
Dr. Swerve: i
would go to the dr
me: and
loss of appetite. but i have been eating
Dr. Swerve: each
person's symptoms are different
me: f***
me. that would suck. how does it kill you?
Dr. Swerve: stool
test - fun
me: ahh
done those before
Dr. Swerve: slowly
and painfully. but azithromycin will kill it in most cases
me: is it not from
the dehydration from the poops
Dr. Swerve: does
not necessarily cause diarrhea
me: i
thought that is what kills
Dr. Swerve: not
always
me: then
what kills you. the fever? something kills you. i would like to know what about
the bacteria kills me. not like it leaks out grabs a knife and goes pyscho on
me.
Dr. Swerve: complications
from the fever
me: hahaha
Dr. Swerve: 20%
mortality rate
me: but
im supermortal. whats the supermortality rate? 1%?
Dr. Swerve: ha
me: Typhoid
Vaccine 0.5 cc IM (Administered) 12/6/2012 from emory. suck it
Dr. Swerve: awesome
me: should
i take that Zpack?
Dr. Swerve: no
me: but
that kills bacteria
Dr. Swerve: but
you do not know that you have a bacterial infection
me: yea
i do. it told me
Dr. Swerve: ha
me: typhoid mary
doesn't have a weird distant cousin right? the one with the limp and lazy eye? i
might have that.
Dr. Swerve: hahahaha
no i dont think so
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