So apparently India is attempting to kill me. I don’t know
if its bugs or a rash, but I’m betting rash. The question is… allergic to what?
And if the allergy is something I touched in India. How can I avoid it?!?
Everything is everywhere here! The bumps accumulated slowly at first, then
boom, tons. The beast has taken over my right shoulder, right arm, part of my
left shoulder, and a few spots on my hands, and I think I noticed one on my
leg. Haha. Hopefully, this is just heat rash. My landlord told me to go obtain
some medicine that reminds me of the nail polish we would put on chigger bites.
Just to be safe, I slept upside down in
my bed (like in a black mass) to avoid (seriously thought that would help?)
potential critters from feasting on the sweet sweet nectar that is my body.
Anyways, I am going to give it a
day or two (or weekend) to see if this stuff heals. Until then, I am rocking
out pink slime like a Ghostbuster (2nd movie with the walking lady
liberty… does she shave?). Taking a break to go to the bathroom with pink
lotion and a book during work is interesting though. I am sure the imaginations
off all in the office are off to the races. Pink Lotion + Business Historical
Novel + long time in Bathroom = weird fetish about Leverage Buyouts. Hey! I have to allow the pink sludge to dry! Don’t
worry, I am still trucking along! But
hey, at least you get to witness my first selfie. Do bad this is self-deprecating
haha.
Look at the concentration in those eyes!
Just the Tip of the Day: If
it looks like something you shouldn’t touch… you should probably touch it. What’s
the worst that could happen? Napoléon didn’t get anywhere by keeping his hand
in his jacket… Oh Wait… SH&T…
omg, we should exchange indian rash photos. i had a doozy from an overnight train on one of my first days in the country. my friend thought i might have to be evacked.
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